Well hey there! I’m guessing you like what you see, otherwise you wouldn’t have stopped by my profile?
Now I’ve gotten ahead of myself. I tend to do that sometimes! Sorry. I’m Brigette, and I’m that big booty white girl you’ve been wanting to meet your entire life. If I could describe my appearance, I’d say my front is totally girl next door. I have an innocence to my look. Someone you would look at through your bedroom window as I stripped down after cheerleading practice. And then when you see me from behind, well that’s all sin all the time. It’s a booty that doesn’t quit. And it’s not one of those sloppy booties. You know, those ones that just sag and look like a pair of deflating air balloons sinking to the earth. No my ass is part genetics, part hard work at the gym.
But I’m so much more than a sweet juicy ass. I love to go out and laugh. Can you make me laugh? I love a guy with an incredible personality and who can make me laugh. Like, honestly, that is what turns me on the most. If you have a good personality and put a smile on my face, you are already well on your way to winning my heart.
Honestly, I bet you can’t guess my celebrity crush. Go ahead. Guess. Guess 10 people. Guess a million. You still won’t figure it out. Okay, okay, I can tell you’re in agony, so I’ll tell you. Larry David. Yup. The guy from Curb Your Enthusiasm. The guy who George Costanza was based on. I can’t describe it. I really can’t. But there’s just something so goddamn sexy about that man. He has confidence, he has a personality, he’s not afraid of saying how he feels, and he makes me laugh.
Lets go out and have an amazing time together. Whether you just want a big butt, a pornstar, or you want someone who will laugh at your jokes, I am absolutely the girl here for you.
